Ok 2b Emo
Posted: Saturday, August 29, 2009
by Gabriela Schmid
Spacelocker
You wanna be emo, you gotta get to know your ABCs. To some of us, it comes easy; and for the rest . . . Aww what's the use?
Anyway, here goes:
A is for Alone-All Alone. Always. And complaining About how Absolutely Alone you Are.
B is for Bracelet; or any other kind of ornamental wrist adornment.
C is for Crying. Crying, Crying, and Caving in.
E is for Extended Exaggeration of Every Emotion you have. And Eating disorder.
F is for FLOORPUNCH!
G is for Glasses with thick black square/horn rims.
H is for Heartbreak. boo Hoo.
I is for the Intense Internal pain you feel, and Itchy scarfs (even in summer).
J is for Jilted Lover. ("It's not you, it's me. No, really.")
K is for Kissing and then whining about how much you're not.
L is for Labeling yourself.
M is for Melodramatic Mood swings: My life sucks, I want to cry.
N is for Nobody understands. Napoleon Dynamite.
O is for Overwrought high-pitched song lyrics with inaudible guitar riffs
P is for People with a fake Personality.
Q is for Quagmire of tormented Questioning of your self worth.
R is for Ripped chucks, Remembering when things were wonderful, and then crying about how much your life sucks.
S is for Sadness, Sensitivity, Sobbing, and Self-mutilation.
T is for Thrift stores, Tight wool sweaters, Tighter jeans.
U is for Unrequited love. And Underdeveloped muscles, because you have to be out of shape in some way to be emo.
V is for Vicious cycle of the relentless and utter failing of humanity.
W is for Whining. Why is everything is so terrible? Why can't your Well-off parents buy you the love you Want?
X is for X-girlfriends and the eXcruciating pain they bestow upon you.
Y is for Your miserable existence.
Z is for Zooming in on Zero.
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